From tiny kitten has mighty cat been grown
Kitten brought a mouse to me
A mouse that was quite dead
A very thoughtful cat is she
As I was dozing peacefully
She left it under my bed
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Mar 282009
Bells ring out, the lepers passing
Wake the children,
Wake the children.
Standing with the ranking rifles,
We make the news with cast-off bullets.
Mar 242009
Lottery night haiku
five-line lucky dip
you think you’d get more than one
the cheating bastards
Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
Mar 242009
Smacked-up panda
Smacked-up panda, sitting in a tree,
Smacked-up panda
Packed a salamander
Fishing in the sea,
Fishing in the sea.
Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)