the credit due is rather scant
when a bank explains its global slant
with a noose round the neck of a cormorant
Apr 252010
Jan 062010
In general I like Amazon, but this made me chuckle. Would I like to accessorise my oil heater with this fine range of… other heaters?
They’ve never asked me to accessorise anything before. Good place to start…
Nov 012009
My kettle.
Oh Morphy Richards…
Why did you make a kettle
With such fragile hinges that
The very heat of water boiling
In the kettle made them turn to
Soft and squidgy plastic that did shear,
It made me shed a tear.
And why did I then…
Oct 202009
Classic personalisation from BT
I’m not sure which is worse… the broken field in the welcome message, or “BT Wholesale is a world class enabler of converged network solutions” (this means “BT Wholesale sells network capacity around the world”, by the way).